Its my perception!

Women chatting at office.



Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?
Woman 2: it was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?
Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and afterwards we spoke for an hour. It was like a fairytale!



At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.



Husband 1: How was your evening?
Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?
Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour; and when we got home remember there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house! After all, I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!

Comments

Viji said…
:p
Nautankey said…
truth truth..100% truth :P
Prasad said…
hahahahahahahahaha!! xjactly!
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s a n d y said…
a time for everything but often not together!

I remembered a joke on this one, One guy says he has been happily married for x number of years.. the other guys asks for the trick.. and he replies, yeah... we go for a movie, a candle lite dinner, spend some quality time every week..

she goes on thursdays and I go on friday!!!

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