A mail to me


Attn Sir/Madam,Assalamu alaikum!!!

Dear Beloved this letter is personal, intimate and confidential. Forgive this unusual manner of contacting you, but this is the only option I have. There will absolutely be great doubt and distrust in Your heart in respect of this email, coupled with the Fact that so many miscreants have taken possession of The Internet to facilitate their nefarious deeds, Thereby making it extremely difficult for genuine purposes. There is no other way for me to know whether I will be properly understood, but I have to reach out to someone. For I know that there will be one that can be trusted. I am Mrs. Aisha Mohmmed, wife of late MR, Adamu Mohammed .is 47 years old with only one son. I have been presently diagnosed with severe lungs Cancer and my doctor say it will be a miracle if I exceed thirty days. My late husband whom died of heart Attack was a business mogul in Thailand . Until Recently, I discovered he deposited a huge amount of Money ($8,500! .000.00 USD EIGHT MILLION FIVE HUNDREDTHOUSAND DOLLARS) in Thailand and with my present condition I cannot withstand the procedures involved in acquiring this money. All I request from you, is a letter of Guarantee stating that if this fund is eventually in Your possession, 85% percent of it shall be allocated to my only survived Son who is at his early 20s.and that you will help him to manage a Business with his share which you will introduce him into. If you are honest,capable,trust worthy and interested I would require the following information from you: 1.your Full name. 2. Nationality. 3. Occupation. 4. Age. 5 cells Number # If I happen to be pleased with you Information, I shall advise you on how best to reach me and you must be fast about it so as to introduce my son to you or Do contact my son Musa on his personal telephone number and email address +66 851661349 Or musamohammed_01@yahoo.com . will will continue from where I will stop..May the Almighty Allah Bless You, Mrs. Aisha Mohammed.

This is a mail i received today. I wonder how Musa looks ;)

Comments

SamY said…
aapees le veelai pannaradhu illaigarathuku idhu proof

rOmba porumai unnaku spam mail laam tharandhu pakkarathuku ... ippadi oru janthu na ippo dhaan yeen vazhkai le pakkareen :)
Arpita said…
Hey vettithanatha pathi yaar pesaradu.

I posted this mail coz i found it extremelly amusing and crappy. The way it has been addressed actually grabbed my attention- i almost thot it was some anonymous love letter :(
Da Rodent said…
haha.. this is funny. These guys find new ways to make hoax mails like this.
Arpita said…
da rodent- tell me abt it!
rebel said…
Idhellam time duthu padikkaringalae!!! :D
Anonymous said…
luks just like the man of your dreams! i'm sure
Anonymous said…
anonymous! u can never be wrong!
Anonymous said…
aripta, why don't you post something 'original' for a change. we are getting quite tired of your art of cut, copy n paste.
Arpita said…
Rebel- avalavu vetti naan!

Anonymous- "I couldnt care less"
Da Rodent said…
These spammers create such a loss to email and network service providers.
Anonymous said…
Sorry for spelling ur name in such a funny way. Swear, it wasn't intentional. guess I got used to 'spell check'.

Anyway thought you'll say, "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." (especially knowing that ur so good at copy n paste)

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