The quality of spam mails I receive each day is surprising. It ranges from porn to people selling “enhancing medications”. I must admit that I look forward to these mails once in a while. Now don judge me but hear me out first. Now you are at work and have been working on a certain issue for 2 hours now. If you look into the document one more time you wld tear you hair out. So naturally you chk your mails and all that you have received is this- What's up Jannie, Wanna piIIies? I swear I don know what this means and curiosity takes the better of me and I start reading the mail and its hilarious. The other time you are glad you received one of these mails is wen you feel terribly lonely and after you have refreshed the page arnd 20 times and there is nobody online and then atlast you receive a mail sayin- Madam my father left me 20 million and I need your advice on which bank to invest it. It makes me happy. At least somebody is thinking abt me. That’s my life people!

P.S- BTW its been an year since I started this blog :)

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SamY said…
WOW! you read spam mails :-o ... I have got habituated to involutarily skim the subject/sender n trash em permanently

** If you look into the document one more time you wld tear you hair out. So naturally you chk your mails

ha ha ... I normally reserve the fwd's from ppl for those moments ;)

CONGRATULATION on 1 year in blogsphere :) ... glad u didn't say u'v been blogging for a year now :p
12:15 AM
Mephistopheles said…
There is one more use to these spam mails.. Some of them contain viruses, and hence the mere act of opening these mail will shut your computer down, which will provide u relief from ur work..
9:28 PM
A said…
samy- Actually i read it coz some of them are really fun to read.

All this happens after i finish readin the fwds!

I was very careful in wordin my statement(afterall i'm a Lawyer!)
12:26 AM
A said…
mephistopheles- Nothin of that sort has ever hpnd to me. Should i be thankful for that ????????
12:28 AM
Harish said…
"Madam my father left me 20 million and I need your advice on which bank to invest it." Wow....thats enviable indeed
Congrats on one year :-)
8:26 PM
Rebelzz said…
Happy B Day blog!
12:46 AM
A said…
Harish & REBEL- thanks!
4:58 AM
Da Rodent said…
hehehe.. I call this heights of vettiness. :P
3:24 PM
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