How does a sheep roll his eyes?

I invite you all to the book release function of my book- "Dumb People & their Dumber Statements". I have been trying to finish writing this book for quite sometime now but never found enough material to complete it. But in the last few days I have found so many valuable inputs that my publisher had to actually request me to delete certain portions. Those portions wont go waste, I assure you that. They will be a part of my second book. Now you will ask me- why the hell should I buy this book. Lemme come to that. See, this book will keep away your enemies , annoying neighbours/ colleagues and other such irritating people. The book will quote the situation, the statement and the listener’s reaction. Please note that these reactions were not expressed aloud. We are polite people after all. What ever nonsense the other person says, we keep nodding our head politely and utter the appropriate replies. There are also patience tests at the end of each chapter. You can ask your fr...