How does a sheep roll his eyes?

I think Infosys has the following clause in their employment contract- 'You will feature atleast once in the job advertisement which appears in the Hindu Opportunities section. I am so sick of seeing this ad of theirs. Don these guys have any ideas left?

Life is certainly not fair. What you want you dont get and what you dont want always happens. I know the whole philoshphy of you enjoy what you think you don want and everything happens for the best and all that crap. but right at this moment, i don care about all that. I wanted something, and why the hell could it not happen. I mean its not like I wanted to go on a world tour or something. Jus something which could have happened without fuss and without hurting anybody. I really want to know God's modus operandi. Does he actually wait for me to wish for things so that he could do just the opposite?